A Letter to You

I don’t really know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it when I threw up in your sock in your apartment and I saw you sit on my boyfriend. I’m sure your masochistic enough to understand that we’re related. I’m returning your love letters to me, but I’ll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that told in my confession today about the moose poaching you ruined my attempts at another world war.

Go drown yourself,

Meagan

Okay, so I got this from weebz, so if you want to see the format, check out her blog.

Just thought this was slightly hilarious.

Quote of the Post: When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip-n-slide!

~JAYZEE