A Letter to You

I don’t really know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it when I threw up in your sock in your apartment and I saw you sit on my boyfriend. I’m sure your masochistic enough to understand that we’re related. I’m returning your love letters to me, but I’ll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that told in my confession today about the moose poaching you ruined my attempts at another world war.

Go drown yourself,

Meagan

Okay, so I got this from weebz, so if you want to see the format, check out her blog.

Just thought this was slightly hilarious.

Quote of the Post: When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip-n-slide!

~JAYZEE

Chinese Class

I'm in freaking Chinese class. It totally sucks, and my best friend isn't even with me. We're supposed to be taking notes, but at least I look like I'm typing notes and note this.

So, nothing really exciting has happened lately except for my friends and I are signing up for Concordia Idol!!! 

Obviously it's like Dulwich Idol, only you don't need to try out, you just show up and sing.

Don't tell anyone in Concordia, (if you even know anyone that goes here,) but we're singing 1985 by Bowling For Soup. If you don't know that song, look it up.

Anyway, so lately I've been kind of emo, like Wei Wei and I don't know why. Maybe it's cause my friend is being totally retarted and annoying, and she's always pissed at me. She never tells me why she's mad, but she still is. It's aggravating.

And Heidi has her little "I'm-ten-now-so-I-rule-the-world-and-therefore-you-are-inferior-to-my-awesomeness" attitude that's driving me up the wall.

AND I GOT A BAD SCORE ON MY MATH TEST!!!!!!!!!!! 

But hey, I'm judging for the Shanghai Student Film Festival. Is anyone doing that at Dulwich? Is Dulwich even doing that?

Also, a question for Megan: HAVE YOU UPDATED ANYTHING ON YOUR STORY YET?!?!

Okay, so that's it from me today.

Quote of the Post: "Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again!"

~JAYZEE