A Letter to You

I don’t really know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it when I threw up in your sock in your apartment and I saw you sit on my boyfriend. I’m sure your masochistic enough to understand that we’re related. I’m returning your love letters to me, but I’ll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that told in my confession today about the moose poaching you ruined my attempts at another world war.

Go drown yourself,

Meagan

Okay, so I got this from weebz, so if you want to see the format, check out her blog.

Just thought this was slightly hilarious.

Quote of the Post: When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip-n-slide!

~JAYZEE

Chinese Class

I'm in freaking Chinese class. It totally sucks, and my best friend isn't even with me. We're supposed to be taking notes, but at least I look like I'm typing notes and note this.

So, nothing really exciting has happened lately except for my friends and I are signing up for Concordia Idol!!! 

Obviously it's like Dulwich Idol, only you don't need to try out, you just show up and sing.

Don't tell anyone in Concordia, (if you even know anyone that goes here,) but we're singing 1985 by Bowling For Soup. If you don't know that song, look it up.

Anyway, so lately I've been kind of emo, like Wei Wei and I don't know why. Maybe it's cause my friend is being totally retarted and annoying, and she's always pissed at me. She never tells me why she's mad, but she still is. It's aggravating.

And Heidi has her little "I'm-ten-now-so-I-rule-the-world-and-therefore-you-are-inferior-to-my-awesomeness" attitude that's driving me up the wall.

AND I GOT A BAD SCORE ON MY MATH TEST!!!!!!!!!!! 

But hey, I'm judging for the Shanghai Student Film Festival. Is anyone doing that at Dulwich? Is Dulwich even doing that?

Also, a question for Megan: HAVE YOU UPDATED ANYTHING ON YOUR STORY YET?!?!

Okay, so that's it from me today.

Quote of the Post: "Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again!"

~JAYZEE

Opening Night!!!!

Today is opening night for our play. I'm really excited, but slightly nervous.

So wish me luck, and here's some quotes I found:

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Okay, so what's the speed of dark?

Some say the glass is half full. Some say it's half empty. I say "Are you gonna drink that?"

If a turtle didn't have a shell, would it be homeless or naked?

So there's that. have a great week!

~JAYZEE

sorry for the long wait

Hello everybody!

I know I haven't posted in like two months or something, but that's because I've been having a LOT of play stuff. IT'S NEXT WEEK!!!! GAH!!! 

It's really cool, and my costume is amazing, if I do say so myself. It's like, emo, and red and black and ripped and I wear black boots that are like messed up and everything. it's amazing. So Yeah. I'm in play practice as I type this. ANywho, I'm borrowing something from jaybee and Mogo.

(Note how I capitalized your name, mogo. Okay, not the second time, but still.)

Leave yoru name and:

i'll respond with something random

something that reminds me of you

challenge you to try something

something i like about you

something i don't like about you

first/clearest memory of you

what song reminds me of you

if i consider you a close/true friend.

Yeah. I'm not bothering to be grammatically correct at all. sorry LA. (mogo)

love,

Jayzee (I have a new way to spell my name!)

AMERICAN IDOL

Dude.

I'm watching American Idol! First show of the season! And right now, there's this nerd who sings really well, and he is kind of funny, yet strangely attractive. Yeah, I always fall for the nerds.

But hey, nerds make money. Good money. And if I marry one, then I'll have good money for my family.

Oh! Good news! He got to Hollywood! 

YAY! 

And I just might try out for the school musical, The Sound of Music. I really hope I can, because it's like only high schoolers can audition normally, and the other kids have to sing first, then if the people like that, then I get to act, and if they like that, then I get to audition. So hopefully I'll either get the part of Louisa, Marta, or Greta.

Wish me luck! 

I shall have no social life if I make it, says my mom. Yeah, that's not a problem. I don't have a social life anyway. 

See ya!

HAPPY NEW YEAR! FIRST POST OF 2009!

First of all,

WELCOME 2009!!!!!!!!! Hooray, we all survived another year.

Yes!

Anywho, I hope that you all have a wonderful new year, and get started on those resolutions.

Mine is to be nicer to my siblings.

So 2008 was an awesome year, (first in China,) and I hope that 2009 brings you all peace, love, and prosperity, or something like that. Chinese people love the whole "prosperity" thing.

2009!